is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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