Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm too high and old for this...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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