People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
