belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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