I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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