I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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