I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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