her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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