I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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