drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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