I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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