I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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