You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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