ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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