First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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