I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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