I am spending my child support on dildos
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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