i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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