Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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