My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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