i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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