I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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