At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Let's paint friendship bongs
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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