gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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