I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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