was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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