You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
