eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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