I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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