You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my shit smells like andre
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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