lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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