week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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