i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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