This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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