is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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