Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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