I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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