Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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