How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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