Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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