Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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