Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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