If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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