So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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