I love black thongs
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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