I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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