Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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