My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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