I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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