these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sarcasm needs its own font
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone signed my nipple.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
