Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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