he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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