So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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