Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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