Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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