Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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