We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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