sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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